Results tagged “The Onion” from onegoodmove

TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults

Andy's Links - Monday

  • Follow any one of the spirals with your mouse cursor, and let me know when you get to the center Click on the image for more.

  • Circuit Diagram So that's how they make it. I wonder now which part of it is the one that makes my hand light on fire when I touch it at the church (ye with naughty minds, click on the link to see what "it" is).

  • Being White is Awesome (youtube)

  • Study Reveals Dolphins Lack Capacity To Mock Celebrity Culture

    According to a paper published last week in the journal Science, when presented with photos of music, TV, and film personalities, dolphins failed on every occasion to mock the well-known public figures, missing countless opportunities to take mean-spirited potshots at their hair, past romantic partners, or breast implants.

    "Frankly, this is shocking," said Professor Michael Hodges, lead author of the study. "Given their impressive brain-to-body ratio, we believed dolphins would be capable of trashing Lady Gaga, or at the very least, succeed in rolling their eyes at Kendra Wilkinson's post-baby weight gain. Instead, all we observed were blank, snarkless stares."

    "Apparently these creatures aren't as highly evolved as we had thought," he added.

The State of News Commentary

The Onion really doesn't have to go to far from reality to create this new youtube channel character.