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Links From Pittsburgh

  • Pirates lose despite my presence. Luckily I brought a Mets Fan with me.

  • Fate of Universe revealed

    A "galactic lens" has revealed that the Universe will probably expand forever. Understanding the distribution of this force revealed that the likely fate of the Universe was to keep on expanding. It will eventually become a cold, dead wasteland, researchers say.

  • Muslim Madness

Obama, a Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam walk into a bar on 52nd Street and the bartender says - "What is this, a joke?"

Yes, it's a joke - just like our so-called "media."

Exhibit A: Chuck Todd told Andrea Mitchell that maybe the "President needs to be seen going to church more publicly." And another man said the same thing to Norah O'Donnell on her program. This was in response to a poll that showed 18 percent of Americans think Obama is a Muslim.

  • Corporate Rotten Eggs

    There are rotten apples in every industry. Or perhaps I should say rotten eggs. One especially rotten egg is Jack DeCoster, whose commercial egg agribusiness, which goes under the homey title "Wright County Egg," headquartered in Galt, Iowa, sends eggs all over the country under many different brands. Those eggs have now laid low thousands of Americans with salmonella poisoning, and may well infect thousands more. DeCoster is recalling 380 million eggs sold since mid-May. Another commercial egg company, also headquartered in Iowa, and in which DeCoster is a major investor, is recalling hundreds millions more. It's not clear how recall rotten eggs are recalled. They're not like Toyotas. They're already in our food supply. But this is only the beginning of the story.

  • The management consultancy scam (Tip to Pedantsareus)

    Yet the process of management consultancy has always been shrouded in priestly secrecy. (Clearly running a business does not mean you don't have superstitious crappola)

Anger's Aweigh

Granting vigilantes the right to shoot pirates on the high seas is the free market at its best.

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