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Sarah Palin Arrested

NEW YORK—According to witnesses Sarah Palin hockey stick in hand, was waiting outside CBS headquarters when Katie Couric left the building today. There was a brief exchange of words whereupon Sarah high-sticked Katie knocking her to the pavement. Police immediately took Ms. Palin into custody.

The McCain campaign issued a statment saying that Sarah would be unavailble to the press since she would be spending the rest of the campaign in the penalty box. They assured the country that she would be ready to serve as Vice President come election day.

Demcorats objected to the penalty as excessive saying 10 minutes was more appropriate for such a minor penalty, noting that Sarah had failed to draw any blood.

Couric Palin Interview pt. 4

(tip to Joe)