After watching those two trainwreck interviews on ABC and CBS (which will now live forever in infamy) Sarah Palin reminded me of a chatbot. It spits out the talking points but you just can't get an answer out of it that convinces you it understood the question.

Does the interview Sarah Palin pass the Turing Test?

So I just had to make a website with a Sarah Palin Talking Points Machine: http://mypalininterview.com

This is especially inspired by that bailout answer with Couric:

But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy- Helping the — Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too. Shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americas. A

And trade we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive scary thing. But 1 in 5 jobs being created in the trade sector today. We’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. ALl those things under the umbrella of job creation.

This bailout is a part of that.