The Wartime President Song! My old man, he had oil... so I'd never have to toil ! With a knick-knack, bomb Iraq all your money's spent... I'm a wartime president ! My old man, made a call... so I didn't go to 'nam at all! With a knick-knack, bomb Iraq all your money's spent... I'm a wartime president ! Did my time in the Guard... Went AWOL... It wasn't hard! With a knick-knack, bomb Iraq all your money's spent... I'm a wartime president ! DUI? I made bail... Then Daddy sent me off to Yale! With a knick-knack, bomb Iraq all your money's spent... I'm a wartime president ! We won the war, so wave the flags... just ignore those body bags ! With a knick-knack, bomb Iraq all your money's spent... I'm a wartime president ! I'm in charge. I'm the Prez... Cause I do just what Cheney says! With a knick-knack, bomb Iraq all your money's spent... I'm a wartime president ! I'll do fine in the end, cause Halliburton is my friend ! With a knick-knack, bomb Iraq all your money's spent... I'm a wartime president !
