Tim Minchin - Pope Song
If strong language offends you don't watch this video. This video does not treat the Pope with respect if that offends you don't watch it. Oh, and it reminds me a bit of this classic.
(tip to AndyO)
Lyrics below the fold courtesy of Skepchick fans Philology and Aoisha
He's a fucking motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the fucking fucker
Fuck the motherfucker
He's a total fucking fucker
Fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker
Fucking fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucking Pope
Fuck the motherfucker
And fuck you motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker
Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist
And if you don't like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon that it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys
I don't give a fuck if calling the Pope a motherfucker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate
This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
I'm not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate
There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways
I'll be a religious apologist on other fucking days
But the fact remains, if you protect a single kiddie fucker
Then Pope or prince or plumber, you're a fucking motherfucker
You see I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother
And I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers
While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others
But if you build a church on claims of fucking moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society
Then you, you motherfuckers, could expect some fucking wrath
When it turns out you've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses
So fuck the motherfucker
And fuck you, motherfucker if you're still a motherfucking papist
If he covered for a single motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he's as evil as the rapist
And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you
With its filthy fucking language and it's fucking disrespect
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter
But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility
That the Pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
Then listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a fact:
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking
Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat
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Fuck the pope.
Anyone know if this can be downloaded?
Firefox*cough*DownloadHelper*cough*
You're forcing me to watch it.
It kind of reminded me of Tom Lehrer. Except not really.
The lyrics are pretty amazing.
I feel that this tune lacks the subtle nuance and layering of South Park's Uncle Fucker song.
Oops! I just assumed this was the song Norm was talking about. South Park comedy treasure found here.
Is it too late for me to apologize? No? Then I won't bother.
I fucking love this fucking song!
On the second viewing I noticed some fiddly bits at 1:36. How could I have missed that the first time? They are criminals. Put them in jail.
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