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...delivered through a chicken's rear directly to a horse's a$$. A vet could give him some better inspiration: Your stupid chickens need more calcium.

No, wait, Doubting Thomas. It's obviously a sign from God that he needs more faith in miracles. Can't get a young woman anymore? Reduced to screwing chickens to get his message across? Calcium? That sounds like science! Since I'm only about 50 miles from Burleson, I oughta go down there and pay my $10 or whatever they're charging to see this miracle baby crucified Jesus egg. We gotta save God, since he can't do it hisself anymore.


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