ah, fetchin' gretchen. my secret shiksa crush. please don't post any more clips featuring this woman, norm, i am forbidden by my religion from even thinking about this woman. :)

sigh. s-MOKIN'.

when she said she had to look it up when someone called her an ignoramous i laughed hysterically in unabashed infatuation. when she played the violin, it sounded like klezmer to me.

sigh. sweet, sweet gretchen, my scandinavian dreamboat.

this was totally misogynistic, btw. but in the BEST way. :)

i'm in one of those periods where i have to sit in front of a computer all the times and it's driving me a bit mad. can you tell? it's only till tomorrow then i get a break, so i can put some ointment on the wounds caused by the neck and ankle shackles.

i think i heard what i wanted to hear, that she herself had been accused of being an ignoramous. i mean, it's a much better line:

"somebody called me an ignoramous and i had to look it up"-

brilliant.

Maybe she fell and hit her head after she graduated from college.

It's common among psychopaths to feign a more obvious mental illness, such as schizophrenia, for years in order to avoid prison. Perhaps this woman is a psychopath?

I remember once watching fox and friends and Janeane Garafolo was on and she started quoting a variety of writers and the host kept up with her handily after a half hour of speaking with folksy ignorance. One might consider then that this could also be a trap for unsuspecting and moderately educated liberals.

George W. went to Yale and that didn't make him smart. We're "educating" millions of idiots every day in this country, many of them in our most prestigious universities.