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Christian Side Hug

This video made me laugh. Then I read the comments at boing boing and I laughed until I cried. Once I thought about the fact that this is an actual conference for young people and they are presenting hugging as sin via some rather disgusting racial stereotypes, I have to say I was somewhat frightened for us all.


 

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They consider it a sin because they find hugging to be erotic. Yet more evidence for the claim that those who wish to regulate the personal lives of others are by and large perverts themselves.

"Jesus doesn't approve of people showing affection for other human beings through tactile contact. But guns... he likes guns."

Of course, some of you folks may be wondering 'how do I perform a Christian Side-Hug, exactly?' We asked 2008 Republican Presidential Nominee and Senior Senator from the state of Arizona, John McCain to give us a demonstration:

http://www.pmgentry.net/blog/uploadedimages/mccainbushhug713122-744103.jpg

Nothing erotic there.

i'm speechless.

no wait i'm not. i was familiar with principle of not touching members of the opposite sex for reasons of "purity" and such. it's been practiced by many religions over thousands of years for many reasons. but what is this "side hug" compromise? i guess these guys are really "moderates" in a way.

now i'm speechless again, just thinking about the horrendous poor taste of that performance.

I guess is where aural sex came from.

for your listening pleasure....

I can't make out the line about a democratic majority, but references to being a "rough rider" and the gun shots and police sirens are enough to be really perplexed by what they are trying to accomplish.

The same conference had a few other videos by the same guys. In another video they pretend to be russian and threaten to use a michetti tochop off the hands of anyone commiting a PDA.

Actually it is.. Call: "democrat shift in the congress." Response: "revolt!"

I'm a rough rider filled up with christ's love

telling

Jesus never hugged anybody like that

I guess this answers WWJD? I wonder how they knew the answer.

OMG I've been hug-raped all my life and I didn't even notice.

Heh. Someone in the BoingBoing thread called American fundies "Talibornagains".

no wait i'm not. i was familiar with principle of not touching members of the opposite sex for reasons of "purity" and such. it's been practiced by many religions over thousands of years for many reasons. but what is this "side hug" compromise? i guess these guys are really "moderates" in a way.

now i'm speechless again, just thinking about the horrendous poor taste of that performance. film izle film izle

If God exists and he sees this he'll probably commit suicide.

"Thou hath done many atrocious things in mine name, but nay, this is totally fucking nuts. Goodbye, cruel world!"

sure this isn 't satire and supposed to be funny??? sort of making fun?? somehow doesn't seem serious to me.... and why do they all die at the end?

That is everyones first reaction. on further review it seems to be real.

OK, so let's I accept that what you say is true, that Christ did not hug (how you found that out is a mystery). And let's say I accept your logic that we are therefore not to hug. Then where does it say that Christ fist bumped?

so is the Star Wars Imperial Theme being played in the background supposed to imply that front hugs are from the dark side?

I have a lot of trouble understanding why "front huggin" is evil, but mock gun violence is a-okay.

Oh well, that's a standard problem.

I have to say though, it's a catchy tune. I think the song's refrain will be my new catch phrase for whenever I see a small group of people doing something that seems, to me, to be incredibly stupid.

Example: What's that you say? Four twenty something's thought it'd be a great idea to bungee jump off the side of a bridge via one rope and it broke? Well, sure I hope they're ok, but in the mean time, "gimmie that Christian side hug!"

Furry cows moo and decompress.

Rough riding, and a revolt are also fine by them.

LOL, yo. People need to watch this before the end of the 3-day weekend.

PLus the video really makes this!

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