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"A Virus Walks Into a Bar..." and Other Science Jokes



Two Driods walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "we don't serve your kid."

One driod says,"we'll wait by the speeder, Master Luke."

The other says, "Beep."

An x-ray photon walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind."

The x-ray photon says, "I'm just taking a look inside."

Hey, I'm an x-ray tech. Shoot me.

:) That was fun! After feeling all snarky from another post, that made me laugh :)

Just as the x-ray photon leaves, a cytokine walks into the same bar.

The bartender says, "No, let me guess. You're Interleukin-2?"

One other gem at the boingboing post

Heisenberg gets stopped on the motorway by the police.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going sir?

Heisenberg: No, but I know exactly where I am.


Would it still work if his reply was 'of course not, I have SAT nav' or does that put the bar a bit too high?


When I can convert "a room temperature super-conductor" into a musical joke that non-musicians will laugh at, I'll be back.

Itzhak Perlman rolls into a bar.

The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind."

Perlman responds, "Don't fiddle with me, man."

i can't possibly top andyo's pull from boingboing- that was absolutely masterful, been having fun with it all day.

all i can offer is a lesser joke of the same genre, a bit of a chestnut i suppose:

a flight attendant on a transatlantic flight asks jean paul sartre if he'd like sugar in his tea.

sartre says "i think not" and disappears.

the clip was cute. more science jokes!

I think that's Descartes.

...and therefore he is.

I heard it like this:

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey Rene, want a shot of whiskey?" Rene Descartes says, "I think not." and disappears.

Bartender then turns to Werner Heisenberg, sitting at the bar. "Holy cow Werner, did you see that?!" Werner Heisenberg replies, "I'm not sure..."

see, i had to make that mistake so tim could make it funny. it is descartes, thanks. always mixing up my frenchmen.

btw when i told the heisenberg joke to someone yesterday she totally didn't get it- because i inadvertantly said heidegger.

You're telling these to people?

Obviously the restriction enzymes is trying to enter the bar as well...with the bacteria.(Trying to)

Haha, I like the video. Good post. Thanks.


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