I am Bill Clinton, stay thirsty my friends.

That impression at about 2:30 I think was some odd hybrid between Attempted Bush II and Attempted Clinton.

"This makes Kim Jong Il look compassionate."

Yeah, we should have goaded him into actually working the two women to death in hard labor camps. That would have shown that bastard. The "quid pro quo" was likely just what it seems--that Bill Clinton had to fly into hell-on-earth and do photo-ops, frowning next to the dictator. There was little to no political pressure on Obama to somehow save somewhat foolish victims of crazy totalitarian states. No one was demanding that he threaten war or anything. There was not reason for him to give up anything of substance.

Awesome segment. I literally spat food while laughing out loud.

You know what sucks? The plane landed half a block from my office and I didn't know about it til after work(!!!) I mean seriously, how often does this shit happen?

Thanks Norm!

Please, Pleeaase let the quid pro quo be a trade for Sean Hannity and John Bolton. Pleeaase, please let that be what we've given up. If that happened I might even reconsider my evil atheist ways. Hear me God? I dare ya, I double dare ya!