And yet about a century ago all modern technology would have been called satanic witchcraft.

So I'll just start destroying Jesuses with a hammer after I steal them.

I keed, I keed.

So I'll just start destroying Jesuses with a hammer after I steal them.

I keed, I keed.

So I'll just start destroying Jesuses with a hammer after I steal them.

I keed, I keed.

crap, I waited and waited refreshed and refreshed and nothing showed up. Now I look like an idiot.

Now I look like an idiot.

LoL, think how Jesus feels.

$300- $600 ???

I mean, how much are plastic baby Jesuses worth? People are going to start stealing the king just to get at his tracking device.

this is worse than when they invented caller id and prank calling became obsolete. i was going to steal the jesus and replace it with a lobster as a form of surrealist protest.

How about GPS for patio furniture?

Your pooch - or pitbull??

GPS for that missing sock in the pair? (it was in the washing machine I swear!)

All for 300-600 bills. Gotcha.

wait...can we really get to Jeebus with this thing? The end times are near!