http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/

Norm, it appears that OGM been infected by fundy virus! First Margaret talking about abortion, and now the Left Behind people who think Revelation is all about Rapture and Tribulation and such. How fun! PLEASE don't delete their messages, unless they become too numerous, as they will be great chew toys, if they're not merely ignored.

The God of Love will see you abandoned and tortured for eternity if you don't tell him–yes, HIM– that you love him every day. Because he is just that insecure. . . you know, like Hera was.

From the website kindly offered above:

We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

Aside from the grammatical problems (not everyone has the Gift of Grammar, Paul said), this is priceless. Note how they're hedging their bets: 2 of the 5 team members may not REALLY be saved, and so may be Left Behind! You'll know them by their weeping and the gnashing of their teeth.

I LOVE Rushdie, by the way. No fan of fundamentalists he. But Colbert Report is not the best place to showcase his Titanic, not to say Olympian, talents.