I love the anon comment below the linked article: "Hes swapping one fictional character for another." Egad! Maybe the Tardis he built allowed him to travel back in time to find Jesus.

The truth behind the story is that he met a girl who promised to end his virginity if he converted to Christianity. After 30 years of hitting on women asking them if they want to have sex in his police box wasn't working he stopped referring to himself as "Master" and tried other avenues.

Shame though, the new season looks like it'll be pretty good.

That's a shame. I bet his full-scale Dalek make a pretty convincing Jehovah's witness.

So, can I bid on the Tardis on eBay? and is the K-9 capable of any household chores? He must have a few sonic screwdrivers to rid of too.