I'd like to set Pat get invited onto a talk show like Colbert, Stewart, Maher and most amusingly Bill'o-the-Wimp O'Reilly, ok, Hannity would do.

"They literally can't wait to die."

This line is not necessarily true. They love it when others perish but they're the same ones who soil themselves in fear of terrorists, immigrant drug dealing gangs and homosexual hoards hellbent on destroying our great American wholesomeness. They're in love with the idea of God but when the chips are down hid behind "strong" leaders like GW Bush, Pat Robertson and others who are willing to smite their enemies here on earth - obviously, but ironically, showing a lack of faith in their God's abilities save them.

To quote their own fable: "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye."

But why would they read the book they base their lives on? It's so much easier to have faith that the Bible justifies all their paranoid delusions?

"They literally can't wait to die."

This is very true for many Christians. They really do rival a cult in many respects.

"our gullible friends WHO believe without sufficient evidence"

please.

thank you.

I love this guy. In deed, the blank paper would be the non fiction version of the bible.

Funny thing, by old testament standards Robertson is a false prophet, pronounce so out of his own mouth. He declaired that God told him a certain thing was going to happen and it did not happen. That is a false prophecy. A straight up old testament deffinition. The traditional sentence??

To be stoned to death.

Pretty good, but he needs to work on his delivery.

Perhaps he should study how George Carlin makes his somewhat similar rants rather more fun to watch.

Our friends who believe...

Under British grammar, yes, but American's have a different set of rules:

Q: I constantly hear people say “the man that did something” or “the woman that went somewhere.” Shouldn't it be “the man who did something” or “the woman who went somewhere”? Or did I fall asleep again in English class?

A: Despite what many people believe, a person can be either a “that” or a “who.” There's no grammatical foundation for the belief that it's incorrect to refer to a person as a “that” (“the man that I marry,” “the girl that married dear old dad,” and so on).

Color or Colour? Jumper or sweater? ;)

And speaking of grammar, that should of been "Americans", not "American's"...

okay, thomasmccay, I'll not post another flurry of grammar rules! lol...

He's got the wrong target on the death cult. It would be far more timely to aim that one at the fundamentalist Muslims who celebrate the afterlife rewards of blowing themselves up almost daily, if you really want to go there. Plus, if Christianity simply borrowed and regurgitated the beliefs of ancient Egypt and/or sun-worshipping agricultural religions, then you gotta' at least say it's religion about the renewal of Spring (resurrection). He's being a bit of a dishonest twit here by freeze-framing the season on the death of winter. I'm going out on a limb here but I perceive that he's just a little bit biased. Of course, in the balance, he's right about Robertson but that should be obvious.

should have

And speaking of grammar, that should of been "Americans", not "American's"...

You meant, "that should have been", right JoAnn?

You meant, "that should have been", right JoAnn?

Yes! But I'm just a hick from the sticks American. Forgive me! :)