Now we know why it was a virgin birth.

Ah man, I love Doug (he is the one that stole the cross).

SPOILER SPOILER

The reason it shows up, is that he used it as a heating lamp for the weed they were growing.

That episode was great, you get to see some crazy religious nuts (including Mary-Kate Olsen [yes the famous twin]), who run into a burning house to save the cross.

"Jesus will protect us!" "Jesus doesn't make you flame-retardant"

Ha, The Lord has a tiny dick? No wonder he's such a vindictive bastard.

Ha ha! That's so funny - almost as good as the joke about SUV drivers having 'tiny dicks' ... that one's kind of ruined by the fact that so many small women drive SUV's ... but ha ha! That's imaginative!

Hey, this guy hated Christians too - got him real far in life!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22174890/

Ha ha! Tolerance! Unless you believe in something harmless and private that gives you solace, and my bitter cynicism won't allow me to comprehend that! Ha ha!

Anybody else notice the name of the Church could be an acronym for ATM. That's why the vatican is so rich.

"If the Patriot Act had tits I'd buy it a steak."

LMAO!

If the Patriot Act had a dick, I'd allow it to buy me a steak.

actually if you look at studies it does show that people who drive SUV consider themselves sexual inadequate.

No religion is not private. What you believe effects other people....there is no way around it.

Hey Calligraph! You know who was really religious? Mass murder John Wayne Gacy! Yeah! I'll link to him too!

http://www.kingsolomonsgate.com/ElevenRegrets.htm

He would read victims the bible as they were dying! This method of analogy is really effective!!! Yes!

Seriously man. This video has nothing to do with tolerance. Your problem seems to be with the attitude of this website or several specific comments - which is fair. But... then respond to that. I don't think this video is going to feel much of a zinger from your sarcasm.

And I hope this doesn't come off as condescending, but I have to believe you didn't get the ending joke. We're all aware of the "Big Car = Small Dick" joke (it's more sports car targeted than SUVs). And many have noticed that despite the Church's doctrine of emphasizing humbleness and personal decency, the crucifixes just keep getting bigger (or in some cases, orbital: http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/) So the connection becomes, if we're aware in our society the stigma of size = overcompensation, why bring that sort of thing into religion?

Yes, religiously insensitive. But that's funny, homey.

Oh, and p.s., isn't religion supposed to be private and "harmless" (your word)? What else should it be?

Kevin Nealon's song about Jesus Freaks is on the weeds website. Funny stuff.

http://www.sho.com/site/weeds/music.do