Tattoo
I recently finished reading John Baker's Novel "The Chinese Girl", a fun read by the way. The protagonist Stone Lewis is recently released from prison. Before he leaves prison however he's held down and the word SCUM is tattooed on his forehead, a teardrop under his left eye, and blue bullet holes at his temples.
When I read that, I immediately thought of George and Dick and the rest of the Bush gang and how they deserved some prison time, and what tattoos each of them might receive at the hands of their constituents. I can easily picture "I'm a Dick" tattooed on Cheney's forehead, but what of the others?
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Bush's should be WARMONGER, but tatooed backwards on his forhead - not only to make him look like the dipshit he is, but also so he can read it in the mirror.
George Dubya Douche?
I lie
And Cheneys should be: I TORTURE
After reading this http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/23/AR2007042302073.html
I think maybe a Wiccan symbol on Dubs forehead would be appropriate.
bring it on
"Even this tattoo is a lie"
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If you wanted to really describe the scum, each would need a novel on his head. Just sum it up with the abundantly earned epithet even most of the left still instinctively shies away from. Brand each with the word "traitor".
Bush's forehead? A flashing neon sign: Vacancy
a simple "666" would be, at the very least, humourous.
"obama '08" would be good...
"tax and spend 4 lyfe"
"kill the poor."
"i don't care about black people."
I second jasonfifi's 666. I would also like the death toll of U.S. Soldiers' and Iraqis' written backwards so he can read it every day when he looks at himself in the mirror
"If you can read this you're not waterboarding me properly."
As pleasing as it is to imagine doing bad things to the administration, this exercise is foolish.
We're not dealing with someone from the playground that we hate, or some bad-guy from prison cliche. These people are costing lives, screwing over the economy, and their practices are a severe threat to the system of government. Let's spend a less time hating and fuming over the latest bullshit, and more time getting them impeached.
Leave the branding to history. It'll do a much better job than anything we could come up with now.
It's all fun and games until someone tells you it's really not anymore.
For the shrub, how about a crudely drawn, public bathroom-type penis on his forehead?
For the shrub, how about a crudely drawn, public bathroom-type penis on his forehead?
I usually never notice other people's...
<shifty eyes>
Just kiddin' I know what you meant...at least I hope!
"condi con'd ya"
@Erick, heh, yeah...
Now for Cheney, you need a little more than just a tattoo -- I'm thinking, shave his head and tattoo every inch of him from neck up completely red. Then get some body mod folks to install some horns on his forehead, and file down his teeth for some Nosferatu-style fangs.
You know, when I wrote that novel I didn't expect it to prompt so much creativity. This is a real bonus, guys.
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