Pastor Ted
SUPERTELEVANGELISTIC SEX-AND-DRUGS PSYCHOSIS
I used to be a master of the anti-gay crusadeand here is more on Ted's former best friend, Mike Jones
Until a butch disaster blew my pastor masquerade
But if it's true I'm pounding more than pulpits, don't blame me
It's 'cause I caught my hooker-tweaker-stud's infirmity
It's
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Worse than plague and bird flu crossed with osteoporosis
We were playing doctor and he gave this diagnosis:
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis . . .
(tip to Sravana)




Comments
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!! Hahahaha! I haven't laughed so much in ages :)
Awesome.