I just watched the extra Bill Maher footage - it's worth the effort to watch it. There are two extra rules, and then some e-mailed/posted questions. Bill has some fun with the submitters' user names, but otherwise, it's a chance to hear Barney Frank reassure us.

The war Crimes Act. A little nonsense.

Whitehouse crimes are almost blasé, Standards and morals in total decay. Your presidency's flawed, Don't go abroad. You could end up like Pinochet.

What a state the country's in, Whitehouse bullshit wearing thin. So we must, In pardons trust. One for you and one for him.

Tricky Dicky to Gerald said, Be VP it's serious bread. Just one favour, Might need a saviour. No problem lets go ahead.

Dubya and his wars.

For war how he hungered and lust, Now it’s all turning to dust. Gas so high, Don’t look to the sky. Not even in God can you trust.

Hey George you d man, Can't do it? yes he can. On this runaway train, What can we gain. Such fun, let's nuke Iran.

Come back Napoleon Bonaparte, In all the wars you did start. You led from the front, It weren’t no stunt. That’s the message to impart.

Dubya, religion/other

To those that swallow his credo, Albeit his IQ is zero. I have to say, In my limerick today. Don't make a half-wit your hero.

Do not fear so much to die, When it comes one big sigh. All I can say, Won't be today. The rapture's comming bye and bye.

I am a man of no great stature,
Diebold did the country capture. Times were great, In lone star state. A nuke or two then the rapture.

A captain is no ordinary seaman, He’s learned and adept for a reason. To safely navigate, The great ship of state. But Dub, in hurricane season.?

For five long years he's been having his say, From course once set he'll never stray. Don't panic, On Titanic. "Hey there iceberg get outa my way."

A halfwit did so aspire, To positions lofty and higher. The press sounding glum, “We backed someone dumb” Who would have thought such a liar.

There’s certain kind of fundie says you gotta abstinate, Others chuck rocks if you find a playmate. When all said and done, These religions can’t be fun. If she wants to put out don’t hesitate.

And I can’t finish without a mention of, Slime Personified.

In backing the war and its slaughters, Joe ain’t doing what he ought to. Like some two bit whore, Of that you’re sure. Just look at his sackful of quarters.

And to close, Sing along with the man and his Knob.

What of the man in charge of the knob.

Sorry bad link. "The Button Pusher" http://www.kinglaoghaire.com/site/lyrics/song_70.html