Can You Hear Me Now?
NSA has massive databse of Americans' phone calls
In related news John Q Bummer spokesman for National Association of Proctologists recommends that everyone check their rectum on a daily basis. Proctologists are reporting an increase in the number of calls from patients complaining of finding George W. Bush up their asses. Mary from St. Paul explained her symptoms this way. Whenever I pass gas there is a high pitched whistling sound, like an incoming round from howitzer, or like Dick Cheney whistling Onward Christian Soldier. The ladies at my bridge club don't like it and have threatened to kick me out. I went to my doctor for advice. It only took him a few minutes to discover and remove George from my ass. George was smiling, I was not.
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Thanks for the laugh!
I am so tired of hearing of the repeated illegal actions of our government. How can people sit and let this happen? There should be a 250-million person class action lawsuit for breach of contract against the US government, for failing to provide the rights we are guaranteed in the constitution.
I use Qwest for both my telephone and the internet. I am so proud of them.
How much longer are us Americans going to put up with this? We have to do more. It seems like us Democrats are all a bunch of spineless wimps.
Excellent post. Thanks for the laugh.
Hey, its not his fault! It is clearly you are "battle fatigued". Bush even said so himself.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/blog/2006/05/11/BL2006051100859.html
Re: the link provided by Simon
"It was the first time Bush has directly responded to questions about his record-low approval ratings "
Bush is finally paying attention to the polls! Alright!... oops.. wait a minute...
" Bush's message to the Americans remains: The fault is not in the White House, but within yourselves -- and, of course, the media."
Oh well, nevermind... the madness continues...
Read Greg Palast piece on this. "The Spies Who Shag US" May 12 2006.
From www.macyapper.com blog: WASHINGTON (Reuters) - First lady Laura Bush said on Sunday she does not believe opinion polls showing her husband's approval ratings at record low levels.
*What do you suppose it's like being completely out of touch with reality? Peaceful I would imagine. Laura always looks so peaceful.
*It's somewhat disturbing that every single polling organization in America is engaging in a vast left wing conspiracy to inaccurately portray the Prez as wildly unpopular.
*USA TODAY WASHINGTON — A majority of Americans disapprove of a massive Pentagon database containing the records of billions of phone calls made by ordinary citizens, according to a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll.
*Praise Jesus, American people get a clue!
*About two-thirds are concerned that the program may signal other, not-yet-disclosed efforts to gather information on the general public.
*They even get the part about not trusting the most secrecy obsessed administration in U.S. history.
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