That was pathetic.

But it kind of made me giggle.

Did he say "I'm a call the secretary" ? I always tought politicians were supposed to speak proper standard language..

That's how I work, he says.

No it's not.

Thank you, red state America, for putting this ignorant maroon into office. I only have one thing to say to you all- die in a fire.

heh heh heh heh

I don't think you can get away with your idiocy much longer.

What an embarrassment for our country. Why is this goofy nitwit in charge of a nuclear arsenal. Jesus. The student should be running the country; bush should be mopping the floors. Im just nauseous for our country....

I'm so proud to have a president who is on top of current events.

You can watch this in QuickTime format over at Crooks and Liars

you know, watching this i was thinking when's he going to just let go and totally not care anymore? it seems to me that at some point he'd just wake up one morning and say, "you know what laura--the hell with it, i'm just going to stop even trying to sound in charge and competent and intelligent". wouldn't that kind of be great? i mean, it's not going to change the effectiveness of his leadership one bit, so why doesn't he just relax and turn what would be another 2 1/2 years of personal hell for him into a big, extended stand-up comedy routine? like for instance, when someone asks him a question he can't answer or doesn't want to answer, he could just say, "heh heh heh.... hell, how should i know, what were you guys smoking when you voted for me?? heh heh" he could just stop showing up to the office every day and instead have big keg parties out on the white house lawn. he could start hunting pigeons with a 12-gauge out in the rose garden, he could start rollerblading through the streets of DC every day. the possibilities are endless.

delegation (privatisation) at its best

Clownfish, that sounds like a tremendous idea.

Sadly, he'd get impeached :( .

Oh man, try this. Let the video load fully then scrub the slider around to make a 'new' Bush movie. Too funny!

Well, before I can answer that question I have to decide whether or not to declassify the answer. Once the answer has been made public and then declassified, there is no leak and it's all lawful. As the Queen says at the croquet match, All Ways Are My Way.

You're right Duffy, that IS funny! lol... Our president is a clown.

Being stupid is funny! We should have more stupid pilots, and stupid dentists, and stupid doctors, and stupid train operators, stupid engineers, and stupid rocket scientists.....we'll go very far....

I guess Bush has never heard the phrase, "We are laughing at you, not with you."

So did anyone catch the moment when Bush stopped doing this stuff on accident, and actively began parodying himself?

I mean, look at the arm thing he does, with the anti-limp wrist. The exceptionally exaggerated (even for him) "I 'ppreciate that." The nodding, the shoulder shrugs, the "heh heh heh"s!

This isn't 2000 GOP nominee George Bush here. This is a different guy, a scarier one.

I think maybe he really does read the newspapers and watch the news. And every time some standup comic ridicules him for a trait, he exaggerates it even more. It's like a feedback loop of insanity.

and the answer is.....relapse

Must. Wake. Up.

Must! Wake! Up! the Zombie-President is gonna eat me!

on a happier note Billy Ray Cyrus appears as Moses in Disney's new "Ten Commandments" tonight!

He pants like a dog. He lies like a dog. And he leaks like a sieve.

I think the heh heh heh's are designed by his handlers to make him appear "folksy, just a regular guy"..notice how the student was offset by it and began laughing herself. Very calculated to dodge the question. Its been practiced.

Hmm so the US Government who has for 3 years now been running a war with massive numbers of Mercenaries has yet to have any do anything wrong. I think it is obviously the best thing for the US to immeadiately make citizens of all the Ex South African, Angolan, Yugo, Spanish and Eastern European thugs they are employing since they are obviously the most law abiding body of men on the planet.

Either that or they need to admit the contractors are doing whatever they damn well please with no legal oversight.

Wow. wow. Just wow. I am intellectually compatative [sic] with the leader of the formerly free world.

He's got the brain of a dog...what did you expect?!

yo, another great example of what we can hardly believe to be true. It's almost as if he really doesn't know that his friends are getting rich there, lawlessly. Love to follow up on your site, Norm.

What an idiot! The president is a comedian! A living, breathing, panting joke! A disgusting example of the American dream.... gone horribly Wrong! It is so embarrassing that the CEO president has no idea how the company runs. IMPEACH THE LEAKER!

Well, Paulinoz, the majority of those mercenaries are good 'ole American born and raised boys and girls employed by Blackwater et al after they get sick of being in the army. But I guess it is only the foreign ones who do all the trouble, right? Also you forgot the bunch of Britsh and Ozzy merry men who are also being employed over there...

Javi.mahai,

They are most certainly not all american good old boys. A lot employed by the DOD directly may be, but my experience in the area and 4 colleagues/friends currently working in situ have certainly noted the large number of non US workers being employed in the security zones of Iraq.

There even appears to be a number of genocidal assholes from Rwanda 94 that are acting as security training cadres for the new Iraqi police. This from a friend who is now back in Iraq and who was in the UN stabalisation mission to Rwanda in late 94-95. Apparently they sort of stood out due to the Arab tendancy not to employ black people due to barely disguised racism.

Who the vaious rebuild and training companies employ is apparently up to them. For example one of my mates who is currently there on a $250 000 six month contract is actually a five times removed contractor. He is employed by an Aus company that is employed by a South African company that is employed by a british/South african company that is employed by a US company that is finally employed by Kellog.

So who's law aplies to this gentleman. The US government has no idea and apparently has never had a single one of these employees do something wrong.

Why the hell is he doing a Q&A when he obviously has no freaking clue what's going on? Seems like every question he's asked is followed by a lame joke.

God, Paul in Oz. I would morbidly curious to know what those contractors are up to. For all we know they could be running Eugenics programs.

Wow, this video really got to me.

Up until now, I kind of played the "well, he's an ok guy at heart" game. I figured that he may appear goofy, but he's essentially sound.

But to not know the answer to a question like this, and to avoid it in such a clownish manner, really offends me as an American. I am an American living abroad and his actions are often reflected on me. People here often think that his actions are my actions, his thoughts my thoughts.

Three cheers to the first year student who posed a first-rate question. I was too consumed by beer my first year to ever ask such a well-informed and inquisitive question as that.

What A Stupid Ass

I have this one video on my blog where you can actually see his way of "working". You might think that I'm not the appropiate guy to blame your "Mr. president" because I'm an outsider (I'm from spain). But thanks to his thoughts of dominating the violenceless world I've lost 6 of my best friends in Irak. Have a quick look at his video in my blog and you will see how "stupid this guy can be"

You know I hate this fucker but you know I got to say I would rather him look like a dumb ass then try to lie to us. At least we are seeing the real guy and not slick willy. Although I loved clinton lol.