George Bush Wants You
The White House is updating their employment application. Here is what they have so far, and they want your help in framing questions that will find more folks just like themselves. If you love your country, if you aren't anti-american, you'll leave your suggestions in the comments.
- List at least ten people you have bribed.
- List the ten largest bribes you've received.
- Explain how you contribute to global warming, daily, monthly, and yearly.
- List two ways to use more energy, be specific
- Suggest five possible tax breaks for the rich we don't have.
- Write a paragraph on why God loves republicans best.
- List all those friends, neighbors, and coworkers you've spied on.
- Write an essay on how to support the military while never serving
- List three powers the executive branch doesn't have that it should have.
- Submit at least seven samples of someone else's writing