Tuesday - Links With Your Coffee
So my prognosis is good?
Depends are you a Creationist?
Jib Jab 2005 year end review
Bush Admitted to an 'Impeachable Offense'
Washington, D.C.– U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) today asked four presidential scholars for their opinion on former White House Counsel John Dean’s statement that President Bush admitted to an “impeachable offense” when he said he authorized the National Security Agency to spy on Americans without getting a warrant from a judge.Woody Allen
Boxer said, “I take very seriously Mr. Dean’s comments, as I view him to be an expert on Presidential abuse of power. I am expecting a full airing of this matter by the Senate in the very near future.”
Woody Allen has been playing himself for so many years now that one wonders if his personality might, at some stage, actually run out. He admits that when he is filming he grows tired of his image and, for the past few years, audiences have tired of it too. But when asked if he worries whether he might, one day, stop being funny he says, "Well, no. Because if I wake up, I'm going to be funny, because it's me. It's not that I put on a thing to do it; I wake up in the morning and I can write. I roll out of bed and I can write; I can write - that's what I do, that's me. So it would have to be a complete personality change for that to happen."
"Oh, clearly. Without any question I think life is tragic. There are oases of comedy within it. But, when the day is done and it's all over, the news is bad. We come to an unpleasant end."
The death of Allen's own parents was, he says, a relatively "minor" event; his father was "slightly over 100"; his mother was "95, and, you know, it had no resonance, or trauma. These were elderly people who had led long, good lives, and were in decline in their last years." This isn't to say that he has reached an accommodation with himself over the prospect of dying. "No, I haven't. And getting older has no redeeming quality. I haven't mellowed, I haven't gained any wisdom, it's a bad thing. You don't wanna get older, it has nothing going for it."




Comments
So the plan is as follows: Step 1--Impeach the president. Step 2--Fitzgerald indicts Cheney causing him to step down. Step 3--Hope and/or pray that Hastert is somewhat sane and that nothing happens to him (Lord help us if that weasel Stevens becomes president).
That sounds like a pretty complex plan, maybe we should wait until '07; it will probably be much easier to carry out. And, someone other than Hastert will be next in line.
Woody Allen doesn't have to commute from the upper west side. The rest of us, however, in this city must hustle along somehow. I'll find a ferry boat and trust the water over the congested highway.
Oh, in case you're not from here, we have a transit strike. For a quick and dirty review of the politics of it all, check here.
Boo to the apologists over at Jib Jab.
"Every problem in the world falls on my desk"
More like most problems in the world originate\s from his desk.