As soon as they showed the photos it took me a second to recognise who they were, but that was a pretty decent burn. To me, Weekend Update is the only funny bit in SNL, and it's because Tina Fey has such great timing. She should move to the Daily Show and be one of their correspondants instead.

An archaeological antiquity finding which validates that man has been here 116,666 times longer than either of these ancient relics teach. (You do know there are actually people who believe that the Earth is only 5,000 years old.)

Why all of that old stuff was created in th etwinkling of an eye. Poof!

What is amazingis the OOPArts that have been discovered that show some valididty to the posibility of previous advanced civilizations that existed over 500,000 (OOPArts means Out Of Place Artifacts - archaelogical finds that do not jive with location, depth of find, etc.) (I know, off topic).

I am sure that Britian willnow be damned by these emmisaries of self-righteousness for actually thnking that there was some form of man/woman present on this uncreated planet. ell, I guess they can join Concord, PA. :)

An archaeological antiquity finding which validates that man has been here 116,666 times longer than either of these ancient relics teach. (You do know there are actually people who believe that the Earth is only 5,000 years old.)

Why all of that old stuff was created in the twinkling of an eye. Poof!

What is amazing is the OOPArts that have been discovered that show some valididty to the posibility of previous advanced civilizations that existed over 500,000 years ago (OOPArts means Out Of Place Artifacts - archaelogical finds that do not jive with location, depth of find, etc.) (I know, off topic).

I am sure that Britian will now be damned by these emissaries of self-righteousness for actually thinking that there was some form of man/woman present on this uncreated planet. Well, I guess they can join Concord, PA. :)

Damnit, Norm, everyone knows Jesus invented the earth 5000 years ago.

Jeepers creepers! You rational atheists are so gullible to hard facts, scientific method, and empirical data; where's your friggin' FAITH?

Such as your lack of faith in Reverend Joe Bob Earl Clyde Bugtussle and his God-fearing people over at the Holy Institute of Faith Science. Over there they don't need no fancy-schmancy scientific thingamajigs to carbon date fossils, or use telescopes to look at stars, and other junk like that.

Nosiree...All they have to do at HIFS is pray, and wouldn't ya know it God tells us everything we need to know! Why, just yesterday God told Hazel Doohickey and Mabel Snortwinkle after they were in a religious trance that Einstein's Theory of Relativity was just a fraternity prank and ain't real. I mean, really, how could you expect them there Jews to figure out anything? They don't even believe in Jesus.

And that Stephen Hawking fellow--what a charlatan! Everyone knows that God would never let a crippled retard be that smart. You atheist secular humanists probably used that poor fellow to promote your lies because you thought we good Christians would feel sorry for him, and therefore we'd believe his science lies. We're surprised you also didn't use cute puppies and little babies to promote your science like TV commercials use them to sell dish soap and mini vans. Well, we can see right through that charade, you evil ones.

People lived in Britain 500,000 years ago? Ha! Someone did their math wrong: the Bible CLEARLY says the Earth is 5,000 years old; someone from your little coven of witch doctors can't figure out his scientific notation right.

And that's all I got to say here, Mr. Norm "I ain't got not faith in Jesus" Smartypants.

Well anon, if it helps. The Chinese civilisation is more than 5000 years old. And from the writings of that time, the Chinese have totally no record of Jehovah or the Jews....