Pray For Profit
Pinalles Park, Fla — Terri's Blog, the family is outraged and so am I, this is clearly over the top. I even laughed, what could be more demented than that, but back to the family. How dare they use Terri's name, how dare they use Terri's vocalizations. That material is all copyrighted. When asked if the family planned on shutting down the site. Papa Schindler is reported to have said, " well no, we thought we'd mantain it as a legacy to Terri's valiant struggle without her tube. We'll use Blog Ads to cover all the expenses. The blog will be self sustaining, at least for the next 15 years, and we won't even have to use our schindler's list income." In related news Jerry Falwell is in the hospital again with viral pneumonia. Jerry has chosen a ventilator as his first line of defense and plans on using prayer only as a backup.
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Wonder if Jerry got a living will...
Something to ponder.
I think finding humor in those that are in her situation is sick and insensitive. I hope that others feel the same. This was wrong to link too.
I'm sorry, Anon, but this whole thing is already unintentionally hilarious, and I think it's reached the point where parody doesn't even come close to the idiocy that's happening right now.
i agree with sean
so will congress intervene for fallwell. i cant take anymore of this. i'm staying neutral.
Heres hoping Falwell won't seek extraordinary measures in dealing with his viral pneumonia.
Like taking antibiotics.
Oops.
Let's say no extraordinary measures such as Amantadine.
The antiobiotics are ineffective against the viral version of pneumonia.
Which certainly speaks to their use in this case I suppose.
Aren't antibiotics invented by those evolution-loving heathen educated people?
Well, they certainly didn't EVOLVE.
Actualy Anon, they did, but that's not the point.
I'm with Sean, the whole thing has long moved from tragedy to farce and I shortly expect the one missing element, the anouncing of a feature film, 'The Terri Schiavo Story'.
Hell and Damnation.
See Fallwell, keep freaking up the environment, and guess what? Food chain becomes unbalanced, and then things lower on it.... like say... VIRUSES... get strong. Mother nature does what God intended her to do. Balance things out, by getting rid of the riff raff.
Hey Anon,
Grow a skin, I should not have to point out the meaning of my comment...you can't be that dense.
Outraged? I'm still laughing! Terri's blog is the only ray of sunshine in this silly affair. Black humor at its finest.
Did anyone see this?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/schindlers.list/index.html
I feel sick. I went through the blog and I thought "What kind of a shit head writes this?" Then the comments made me chuckle. Somehow I found humor in this. I wish humor could come in better forms but I guess we're all degerenates.
I'll take your vegetable blog, and raise you a tasteless WMD-tie in:
http://benquirer.blogspot.com/2005/03/wmds-found-in-schiavos-hospice-bed.html
Black humor is something to be treasured. Remember, we didn't make this ridiculous, the people in DC and Jesusland down there in Florida did.
That Terri blog is pretty gross. What's worse is that the family has turned this situation into Terri Inc. raising thousands of dollars to fill a Christo-Fascist war chest--the culture of life is only about cashing in on death & suffering.
Jerry Falwell on a respirator? The Pope on a feeding tube? Did I miss the Rapture?
Falwell is not dead yet. Let's stick a feeding tube in him and keep him alive for twenty years, regardless of his condition or his personal wishes. When he's shriveled up and looks like hell, we can put him on TV, day and night. Let's take all dignity away from him. After all, we know what GOD wants for Jerry Falwell more then Jerry does.