Empty Calories
I went to the kitchen for my third cup of coffee and found the pot empty.
You drank all the coffee, I said
I only had two cups, she said. I needed extra today to get myself going.
Next time leave the coffee, I'll give you a kick in the butt if you need help to get going.
Funny, very funny. I wish I'd picked up some sausage when I was at the store yesterday. I love sausage with my eggs.
Why don't you go to the store now, and get me a danish while you're there.
You don't want a danish. They're just empty calories and full of sugar.
You'll just be hungry in an hour and want another.
Ok then, get me two.
