WMDs Found
ABU GHRAIB, Iraq — A year after "mission accomplished" Donald Rumsfeld arrived at Baghdad's Abu Ghraib prison to finish the job, his mission to take personal possession of the WMDs, Weapons of Mass Digital-photography. Weapons were found not only in Abu Agraid prison, but on every American base in Iraq. "It's more than a bit embarrassing," he said. "They were right under out noses. One day it just clicked, they had been there all the time. We never noticed. The only thing I regret is that the media discovered them before I had a chance to tell the president. Aw shucks."
