President Bush has changed his stump speech in recent weeks including domestic issues in addition to the war. Here is a portion of a recent speech in Ohio. I'm the Education president. Nationwide 70% of our nation's students are demonstrating that they have mastered the material to make them gooder citizens. There is work left to do. We must decide what to do with all the dumb shits that failed to pass. I'm not saying they should be left behind because then we'd have to change the name of the program. My idea is that we will simply outsource the losers to India. We have sent a number of American jobs to India, and now we can send them Americans to fill them. This plan will result in several benefits. The average intelligence of our student population will soar and it will help with unemployment, fewer new jobs will be needed. The program has proven so effective that I'm going to expand it. To insure that our students continue to make progress I'm calling for significant decreases in the size of classrooms. Something liberals claim is a good idea. We'll see. Current classrooms average 900 square feet, usually in a 30 foot by 30 foot configuration. My idea is to cut that by a third, in other words the smaller classes will be 600 square feet. This will allow teachers to work more closely with the students, and if I'm not misunderestimating, a significant improvement in our educational system. Now I know that there are many of you who are still concerned with Iraq. When we embarked on that crusade we were determined to succeed. Our sons and daughters have fought bravely and they have accomplished their mission. There are no WMD in Iraq today, and Saddam Huessin is out of his hole and into a cell. I call that a major success. I know that many of you are worried about leaving a vacuum in Iraq but Halliburton got us a good deal on some reconditioned Hoovers. They will distributed throughout Iraq on June 30th the same day we skedaddle. I'm certain the Iraqis will be able to clean up any remaining problems. God bless America and God bless the Republican Party.