The rumor of Ann Coulter leaving the White House wearing a blue dress and mumbling about not being able to start Dub's engine is growing. The lack of denials combined with information that the entire right side of the aisle may be involved is fueling speculation. At a recent Republican Caucus reruns of the Our Gang comedies and the Movie Bang the Drum Slowly were viewed. It is said that refreshments were served, but who was doing the serving was unclear. An unidentified blonde with a huge adams apple, wearing a blue dress, it appeared stained, was seen leaving House Chambers. Please this story is getting out of hand we need a confirmation or denial. Hold on the phone is ringing.

Hello
Yes hello its Ann, I'm calling about the rumor.
I'm listening
I just wanted you to know that it's not true.
What exactly is it your saying is not true.
I'm saying it's not true that I had sex with that party.
What about the president Ann?
I was disappointed
And his engine
What engine

Damn, she hung up on me. I believe it was Ann Coulter calling, but I'm not going to vouch for it until I get confirmation from a second source.