Weird Uncles
Seventeen Other Important Swing Voting Groups
Yoga cousins
Origami granddads
Kite=flying stepsisters
Weird uncles
Mustachioed line cooks
Pai-gow poker civil servants
Tetherball Native Americans
Snooker clergymen
Uno® godparents
Scuba neighbors
Creepy deli clerks
Paintball Hispanics
Time-share dreamers
Solitaire losers
Tan popular types
Bonefishing office acquaintances
Extreme-sports fake friends
—Zev Borow in the New Yorker

