Dreams do come true, with the money you save from the president's generous tax cut, spend three days and two nights with George W. Bush. Your adventure begins on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln. Watch as the president pretends to practice touch and go landings. Bathe in the warmth of the California sunshine as he reenacts his strut across the carrier deck checking his package twice in route to personally shake your hand. Treasure the free gifts you receive as part of the weekend with Bush package. Cherish very own pint-sized model of Elite Force Aviator: George W Bush, a 9x12 glossy of the president in his flight suit, and a sock just like the one George used to fill out his uniform. You'll spend the evening in the captains quarters listening to his stories of life as your commander in chief. It helps to enjoy stories about golf. Laugh when he tells you the joke about how Joe Lieberman thinks he is a better republican than him. The following morning you'll be whisked by helicopter to the naval air station in San Diego where you'll watch the president issue an orange alert. Spend the rest of the day with the president while he searches for traces of Dick Cheney. Your second day will be spent campaigning with the President in New Mexico. Marvel at his command of the language, listen to speech after speech of the President scaring the shit out of the American people, then watch him restore their confidence by telling them his job one is securing the homeland. You'll spend your afternoon and evening in Roswell, New Mexico. The president will explain how finding bin Laden is like spotting UFO's in Roswell. There are plenty of sightings, but getting your hands on the aliens is more difficult. Late in the afternoon you'll hear the president's stomach rumble, and hear him say "I need some ribs." You'll travel by Hummer to the Nothin' Fancy Cafe. You'll order ribs just like the president, and he'll explain how the economy works. "You spend money to buy food it helps this lady's business. It makes it more likely somebody is going to find work so order lots of ribs. The rest of your evening will be free. Spend the time writing of your day's experience, you'll be able to make some big bucks selling your notes to Fox News. Your final day will include a flight on Air Force One to Washington D. C. and the Whitehouse. You will tour the entire Whitehouse and George will even show you where Monica and Bill had their meetings. He'll giggle when he says blow job. He'll remind you that Bill got what he had coming and giggle again. He will expect you to laugh, with him. When you arrive home you'll find a personal letter George has written especially to you. Marvel at the many colors he used from his package of Crayola Crayon. Thrill at the discovery that he has left you a George W. Bush scent strip, and crayons of your own. When November arrives and you are ready to cast your vote, remember what you learned about your presidents many abilities and how he might use them to serve the country.