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Just a thought, but wouldn't it be nice if Conservative Republicans and other fundamentalists were required to wear black and white. It would serve a dual purpose. One to identify how they view the world, and secondly, like an encounter with a skunk, one would get a visual warning that something unpleasant was approaching.



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LOL - but what would democrats then be forced to wear - pink :-)

On the other hand it would be nice if you could perform self-intercourse with a low yield thermonuclear weapon. Get cracking!

And like a skunk you have to be very careful not to get them excited. They may just go thermonuclear on ya.

Heh. Nice analogy, Norm!

Liberal Elitism is herein revealed yet again as inherently bigoted via this latest blog gem accusing Conservatives as only able to view the world in "black and white" and therefore (according to the Liberal author of this characteristic attempt at sick humor) should be forced to wear clothing reflecting not Conservatism's true attitudes but instead Liberalism's own narrow-minded, ignorant and monochromatic loathings.

As always, while professing to espouse "openmindedness", tolerance, love, and acceptance of all... their blatant hypocrisy yet again reveals them to be just as bigoted and prejudiced as were the Nazis in pinning Stars-of-David and triangles on the vilified members of their own pathetic society.

Herein is revealed to all the true face of Liberalism by their own actions and words, just as Gray Davis' own attitudes and beliefs were likewise made crystal clear to all the largely-Liberal Californians who resoundingly recalled him for, among other crimes, hid from all (via his many Liberal accomplices in the Media) the many cruel and barbaric verbal and physical assaults he perpetrated upon various female members of his own staff while Governor.

That's right... while the Liberal media dug up any sortid hint of youthful amorous behavior by the then-single Schwarzenegger no matter how old, bogus, or unsubstantiated, not one of the sycophantical networks or papers dared report a word regarding the vicious assaults Gray Davis inflicted on his own female staffers while in office: http://www.dailynews.com/Stories/0,1413,200~24781~1676763,00.html

Why Wasn't Davis Investigated Too?

"Since at least 1997, the Times has been sitting on information that Gov. Gray Davis is an 'office batterer' who has attacked female members of his staff, thrown objects at subservients and launched into red-faced fits, screaming the f-word until staffers cower... He so violently shoved his loyal, 62-year-old secretary out of a doorway that she suffered a breakdown and refused to ever work in the same room with him. She worked at home, in an arrangement with state officials, then worked in a separate area where she was promised Davis would not go. She finally transferred to another job, desperate to avoid him.

"He left a message on her phone machine. Not an apology. Just a request that she resume work, with the comment, 'You know how I am.'"

Yeah, Gray... we know how you are.

And to everyone else here who has read Norm's disgusting blog of intolerant fascist hate and intolerance... we are all learning how Liberals really are, too.

Our mystery guest's extreme, might I say black or white, take on what was clearly meant as a humorous jab at the right demonstrates the point rather well I think.

Black and white sounds good to me, as long as we get to wear giant white 10-gallon hats. White, of course, because after all we are the good guys, right? That would appeal to our rugged individualistic nature, too.

But I don't think pink is right for liberals. Not even soft terry-cloth pink pajamas, with feet, even though that would be close. I'm thinking the required outfit should be barefoot (encouraging empathy the downtrodden) with rainbow-colored overalls with large, hole-ridden pockets (combining imagery of the working class, rainbow-ish diversity and inclusion, and the inability to keep hold of your own wages). The uniform is topped off with a sweaty pastel buttondown (with a blue collar) and a loose tie, to represent the liberal intelligentsia.

=)

Dressed all in black like Johnny Cash and then top it with a white ten gallon hat, I like it. But no jamies with feet that is just typical heartless right-wing cruelty. Pastel button-downs though, hmmm.

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