Cheap-labor Conservatives
The Conceptual Guerilla sheds some light on our conservative "friends"
"Cheap-labor conservative" is a moniker they will never shake, and never live down. Because it's exactly what they are. You see, cheap-labor conservatives are defenders of corporate America – whose fortunes depend on labor. The larger the labor supply, the cheaper it is. The more desperately you need a job, the cheaper you'll work, and the more power those "corporate lords" have over you. If you are a wealthy elite – or a " wannabe " like most dittoheads – your wealth, power and privilege is enhanced by a labor pool, forced to work cheap.Don't believe me. Well, let's apply this principle, and see how many right-wing positions become instantly understandable.
Cheap-labor conservatives don't like social spending or our "safety net". Why. Because when you're unemployed and desperate, corporations can pay you whatever they feel like – which is inevitably next to nothing. You see, they want you "over a barrel" and in a position to "work cheap or starve".Cheap-labor conservatives don't like the minimum wage, or other improvements in wages and working conditions. Why. These reforms undo all of their efforts to keep you "over a barrel".
Cheap-labor conservatives like "free trade", NAFTA, GATT, etc. Why. Because there is a huge supply of desperately poor people in the third world, who are "over a barrel", and will work cheap.Cheap-labor conservatives oppose a woman's right to choose. Why. Unwanted children are an economic burden that put poor women "over a barrel", forcing them to work cheap.
Cheap-labor conservatives don't like unions. Why. Because when labor "sticks together", wages go up. That's why workers unionize. Seems workers don't like being "over a barrel".
Cheap-labor conservatives constantly bray about "morality", "virtue", "respect for authority", "hard work" and other "values". Why. So they can blame your being "over a barrel" on your own "immorality", lack of "values" and "poor choices".
Cheap-labor conservatives encourage racism, misogyny, homophobia and other forms of bigotry. Why? Bigotry among wage earners distracts them, and keeps them from recognizing their common interests as wage earners.



Comments
Marx would be proud :-)
Posted by: The Dynamic Driveler | August 1, 2003 9:45 PM | Reply to this comment
The weird thing is that most "dittoheads" are lower middle class fold who think that the Republican party speaks for them. That is the true genius of the right's rhetoric in the past 10 years: Convincing people who make less than $250,000 a year into believing that they are on their side. Wake up, people. You aren't in the same club as G.W. and all his asshole frat buddies and they don't care about you. The rich are getter richer and you aren't. Vote!
Posted by: leftbanker | August 1, 2003 10:13 PM | Reply to this comment
I've been cozying up to Marx for a long time. How nice that someone finally notices.
The disconnect of those who are working class thinking the tax policies are for their benefit is indeed puzzling, and perhaps good evidence that what passes for democracy in this country is a sad joke.
Posted by: Norm | August 1, 2003 10:24 PM | Reply to this comment
Leftb. is right in my mind. Many of the lower middle class are very right wing. But sociologically it is a very complex thing. I know a guy whose dad was a state employee all his life, the dad somewhat conservative in many things but voted Dem since he was part of the state employees organization. The kid hated feeling poor working class and tried to strike it rich as an entrepreneur. He started at about 16 and has been failing at it for about 20 years. But however many times capitalism fails him miserably he is still among the most right-wing people I know. Getting into decent hands-on work, being loyal to your employer and then demanding a living wage is just disgusting to this fellow. The "Rich Dad/Poor Dad" series of books shows this same attitude--those who work hard in a profession all their lives are weak-minded dupes; the capitalists are the really virtuous (so much for right-wing ideology valuing hard work).
In Latin America many of those most in favor of the right-wing authoritarian governments were small shopkeepers and other small-time capitalists. They were people who were by no means set financially (no Swiss bank accounts like the big boys), and yet as capital they had no stake in any kind of effort for workng class solidarity. Their fierce anti-socialism was as much a kind of spiritual appeal to the class they wanted so badly to break into as it was the only ideological ground they had left to stand on.
In America, I think that the priviledge and snobbery of the casual liberalism of those elites who poke fun at the lower middle class also drives the latter to the right. In our culture it's okay to make fun of white uneducated Southern men without college degrees. We say they wave the confederate flag, they are KKK, etc. And yet many of them haven't decided whether they are that way or not. Many are not benefitting from the wealth of this incredibly rich economy, and yet the left elites (in media, hollywood, etc.) don't seem to want them. So they won't touch a unionized profession or the Democratic party with a ten foot pole.
Posted by: dende blogger | August 2, 2003 11:25 AM | Reply to this comment
this is such a blatent generalization. Unions do not neccesarily raise wages. Generally yes they do, but when all workers of the same type of job unionize, those who could be making more based on their skill set are brought down, and some are brought up because they lack skills yet are all bonded together through a common union. Now the way you describe it, I consider myself to be a cheaper-labor conservative based on the economics of it all, but I still believe in a womans right to choose, I am disgusted that you feel I would encourage racism and bigotry. And unless you don't mind paying a whole boat load more for your daily neccesities, then you are going to be a hypocrit. Why do you think lettuce and strawberries and whatever it is you buy at the grocery store is so cheap? Would you mind paying eight dollars for a head of lettuce? Even if you're one of those "elitests" who holds much wealth, you wouldn't. And certainly you would not if you were a lower classer who could barely afford a head of lettuce as it is priced now. Also, if you look into it, many large manufacturing corporations PAC's donate money to liberal candidates. And much to my dismay, I just quit my wage earning job that paid me next to nothing. Yeah, it sucks, but such is life.
Furthermore, on the right column, that cute little graphic that says "clinton lied, hilary cried..." and so forth... well what do you consider Clintons orders into the Balkans, or lets not forget Mogadishu... How about bombing aspirin factories as a wag the dog?
Posted by: Mike | August 3, 2003 1:16 PM | Reply to this comment
It cracks me up that both the democans and the republicrats are always nitpicking at each others moron of a president. They remind me of second graders yelling at each other over whos mom packed the best lunch. Let me enlighten you. There are other parties and candidates out there for you to explore. There are the Libertarians who are so much better than any cheap labor wannabe rich person conservative. There are also the Greens who unlike the bleeding heart crybaby liberals care about our environment and curbing corruption in politics. Besides these two favorites of mine there are countless others with great qualities. Open your minds and look into alternatives you dupes. Your silly parties are just for the uneducated and stubborn.
Posted by: infinitstars | August 7, 2003 7:02 AM | Reply to this comment
Yes, it is a generalization, that's why you should read the whole essay in the original. The author isn't saying that every individual in the republican party is a racist He's attempting to formulate catch phrase to balance the catch-phrases of the right. It is a slogan. it is a short-cut. It is a phrase that encompasses an entire ideology. Read the whole thing: http://www.conceptualguerilla.com/beattherightinthree.htm
Posted by: rosewood | August 13, 2003 12:01 AM | Reply to this comment
a cheap labor conservative
Posted by: anon | December 18, 2003 10:21 PM | Reply to this comment
a cheap labor conservative
Posted by: anon | December 21, 2003 7:00 AM | Reply to this comment
Or for dirty pool try a plantation conservative
Posted by: anon | January 1, 2004 2:01 PM | Reply to this comment