Tough Love
Some weekend headlines you may have missed.
The latest U.S. Policy towards former allies France, Germany, and Russia was announced today. We are calling it "tough love" a White House spokesman said.
Monica Lewisnky made public today her offer of a blow job for the current president. "I saw him flying that Jet and my heart went all a twitter," she said. "I'll be honest, watching him stroll across the deck of that carrier made me wet."
George received a nine figure advance for his upcoming book "Nation Building For Dummies"
President's Bush's visit to the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln brought goose bumps to the sailors on board. The bumps George suffered boarding the S-3B Viking for the trip were more substantial.
Charlton Heston's new book "Shot Clean Through", Memories of an NRA president, reached number one on the best seller list today.
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Nation Building for Dummies? [snort!] I nearly spewed my coffee out, Norm!
Posted by: Scott | May 5, 2003 5:42 AM