Fiction Writer
Kyle Banas doesn't post often enough but when he does it's a treat don't miss this on what many would consider the perfect job.
Job Description:Quite honestly, we’re not sure what we want. We don't really believe in qualifications and requirements and interviews. Suits? Ties? Those little lint rollers? Fascists. Capitalist pigs.
We just know we have an awful lot of cash to throw around (People laughed when we invested in the emu, but we say to them now - flightless bird populations are where it's at). A lot of cash, and we're not sure where to put it.
Now Hiring:
We like writers. Clove cigarette smoking, introverted, witty quips with neoclassical pop culture references - rapid fire. A drinker. Reasonable stubble.
