Dubya Can't Wait
I don't care if Saddam's blue
France is pissed and Germany too
Turkey I don't care about you
Its time to go to war
The Middle East can fall apart
Syria Egypt don't even start.
Our ratings will go off the charts
It's time to go to war
Dubya can't wait
Inspections suck its way too late
It's not our plan to hesitate
I don't care if we take some flack
The Ides of March we will attack
Winning never looking back
It's time to go to war
Democrats can sit and hold their heads
Remain at home just stay in bed
Or just pace the halls instead
It's time to go to war
Dubya can't wait
Inspections suck its way too late
It's not our plan to hesitate
Planes up in the sky
It's a wonderful surprise
To see the oil companies spirits rise
Throwing the gauntlet down
Watching bombs hit the ground
And as the Iraqis shriek
Lost and losing ground
Always do what's right
It's such a gorgeous sight
To see bombs burst in the middle of the night
You can never get enough
Enough of this stuff
It's time to go to war
A clip of the first couple of verses of the original for those not familiar with the tune
Thanks to Robert Smith of The Cure for the inspiration his lyrics to the song "Friday I'm in Love" provided, and my apologies for associating his good name with the Shrub, even satirically.
Comments
Don't apologize -- you did it justice!
When I read the lyrics with that saccarine-sweet tune in my head the whole thing is especially funny.
brilliant can you do one to Cheeseburger in Paradise
dende, having the tune in your head certainly makes it better. I'm already having trouble remembering the orginal lyrics :)
Steve, a Jimmy Buffet fan I take it. What kind of lyrics would you like Vegan perhaps or something political. I don't know if I could do it or not. I'll listen to the song and see if any inspiration strikes. Tis such a fickle thing.
Good one!