Oranges Soon Lemons
Security Chief May Lower Security Warning
Washington D.C.—The head of U.S. Homeland Security Tom Ridge said today the alert system warning currently at orange could be lowered in the coming days. The level of unbridled free speech having decreased. Some are still speaking freely and there is reason enough to maintain the orange alert for a day or two longer. The administration put the country on the higher alert level more than a week ago when specific warnings of civil disobedience surfaced in the New York area in response to court orders forbidding demonstrations. Citizen have been urged to stock up on supplies particularly duct tape and to keep the tape on their person. Duct tape is know to an effective way to stifle unwanted speech when placed over the speakers mouth.

