Authorities Stumped
Crawford Texas —Vandals Tear Down 'George Bush' Fence Post
Workers from the RNC today repaired a fence near the Presidents Crawford Texas Ranch. Vandals had torn down a fence post which loyal Republicans had been visiting because they believed it appears as a likeness of the President. For more than a year now loyal Republicans have been making the pilgrimage to a point North of the Presidents Ranch, about 500 feet from a wooden fence which, when viewed at certain times of the day through squinted eyes appears to bear a striking resemblance to the President. John Ashcroft said the Justice Department is actively investigating the defacement.
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