Linked to al Qaeda
Washington DC - Twelve copies of the Koran were seized today aboard the cruise ship, The Aladdin. The Bush administration says they have solid evidence the books are linked to al Qaeda. The books were found hidden in the cabin of a Yemeni Citizen posing as a tourist. Abu bin Osamma claimed not to know how they got there. Information Awareness designee John Poindexter said, "the information was uncovered in a test run of some sophisticated tools we are in the process of deploying in the fight against terror. I guess the nay sayers will be singing a different tune after the undeniable success of this operation. The Aladdin has been diverted to Cuba. Abu will finish his vacation at Camp X-Ray, a destination not mentioned on his itinerary.
