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When You Wish Upon A Star

Los Angeles, CA (FOXY NEWS) President of the United States George W. Bush gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. George took his place along side legendary stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Ronald Reagan in ceremonies today. George has never acted in a movie, but has given some very convincing performances in his own life, his role as President for example. Performances the Hollywood crowd simply could not ignore. George said, "Every time I come to Hollywood I take the walk of the stars, I've always wanted a star, who wouldn't. The thing I like most about acting is the teleprompter. Modesty aside, I read really good, really. To show his appreciation he pledged to improve his acting skills in future performances. “I was disappointed by the number of extras killed in the making of the blockbuster "Kicking Ass In Afghanistan. Shooting in certain parts of the Wedding Party scene didn't go real well, but hey that’s the price of fame.” George claims he has been acting all his life. “Sometimes I worry about getting typecast as a warmonger, but I have other talents. I played a very convincing drunk when I was younger.” George will get star number B52 located near the La Brea tar pits. George when asked what was next in his career said an "Oscar". "I'm working on a show right now, an almost certain winner, I'm calling it "Baghdad for Daddy". George's favorite director Donald Rumsfeld said we spent a mere 50 billion on the Afghan show, and expect to bring "Baghdad" in under budget. Attending the ceremony were both Democratic and Republican leaders, the press reported they were all chanting "on with the show."



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