Warbloggers Obsolete
No longer do we have to wait for the right-wing to attack us. We can see what they have in store for us by visiting Ink Syndicate. Are we implying that the posts of these warbloggers are as contrived and simple minded as a computer program can generate. You bet we are, but if you are still in doubt. Read what R. Robot secret writer and editor for the war blog crowd has to say about me.
Rationalizing has a new name: Norm At Onegoodmove
by R. Robot
A leader not trying to take the war to Bin Laden would be contemptuously obsessive and even dangerous in the extreme.
Hysterical pundits like Robert Scheer and others apparently believe the best way to confront Yassir Arafat is to give him a big, sloppy kiss.
The criminals of the Manhattan ilk have become more shockingly child-molesting in their pathological self-immolation than I could scarcely have imagined last week.
Instead of constructing arguments based on logic, the slanderers assume that whatever they want to be true must be. "Blind and improvident, Mr. President," says Al Gore.
The pro-liberal elite bias in the media is pervasive.
"We might want to stick to getting the terrorism under control," says that most distasteful of the Democrats, Norm At Onegoodmove. Are there limits to this insouciance?
One of the obsessive and even dangerous Democrats, Norm At Onegoodmove slanders Condoleeza Rice. "You know, Iraqis haven't really gotten along with Islamic fundamentalists ever since hundreds of thousands got killed fighting them in the 1980s," he said. Grumble, grumble, grumble. The truth makes the funny little creatures who make up the Chomsky-like Left resort to breathtakingly emotional insults and cries of "unconstitutional!"
Norm At Onegoodmove: the case against
by R. Robot
It must be obvious to anyone who can think that the charges against Kaddhafi are true. "'Department of Homeland Security?' What the fuck is this, Brazil?" says that most pro-Saddam of the Democrats, Norm At Onegoodmove. Considering the circumstances, this is blatantly stark and malignant. When curiously execrable people resort to that most cunningly hysterical refrain of "no blood for oil," are they insinuating that oil isn't worth dying for? Isn't it clear by now that a madman has already gassed his own people?
Like Bin Laden, Norm At Onegoodmove believes in a shockingly pro-Saddam philosophy of anti-Americanism. It must be obvious to anyone who can think that the charges against John Walker Lindh are true. One of the cynical naysayers, Norm At Onegoodmove misrepresents President Bush. "You know, Iraqis haven't really gotten along with Islamic fundamentalists ever since hundreds of thousands got killed fighting them in the 1980s," he said. Didn't anyone hear Prime Minister Blair's pledge to rebuild courage? In 1938, George Orwell wrote, "The nattering self-immolation of the liberals is little more than duplicity."
Churchill and President Bush
by R. Robot
The depraved criminals shockingly believe that Vice-President Cheney is a more dangerous sadist than John Walker Lindh.
What a moment! What viciousness! What appeasement! What baying.
The pro-Manhattan ilk bias in the media is pervasive.
They did it. They finally did it.
Sneeringly, to be one of the child-molesting Left is to excuse and betray. Jimmy Carter, what kind of a man are you? When will Norm At Onegoodmove come clean about the way he insults Tony Blair?
Comments
What a riot! I love it. Check out the record reviews, too. I put my pseudonym in, and out popped a review of my 1994 album: "Meet Solonor Rasreth" (3-1/2 stars)
An amibitious concept album about the environment and the simple joy of life, the main dish of this quietly assured meal is the middle-of-the-road "War Horse." A penchant for power-riffing sonic assault makes Meet Solonor Rasreth truly savvy. Solonor Rasreth gained a reputation early on for being compelling. Meet Solonor Rasreth lives up to its title.
Until now, Solonor Rasreth was principally known as a gutsy live act. Underneath his antics lies a melodic artistic maturity that reveals how he has grown since he was a young punk. Don't call it a comeback -- Solonor Rasreth has been here for years -- but never with such crunchy bravado.
His fury has made him the hero of a whole new generation.
Posted by: Solonor | October 9, 2002 3:21 PM | Reply to this comment
Oh, man, is that FUN!
Posted by: Scott | October 10, 2002 7:58 AM | Reply to this comment
Solonor, I missed the record reviews thanks for pointing that out. Scott is right it certainly is fun. It would be amusing if someone set up a blog and created a daily post using that site. Of course, in time it would be just as boring as the "real thing"
Posted by: Norm | October 10, 2002 6:31 PM | Reply to this comment
I've been tempted to start "Co-dePundits" for a while; using this as blog material would be hysterical. Too bad I don't have enough time at the moment . . .
Posted by: Scott | October 11, 2002 5:38 AM | Reply to this comment