"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
- Woody Allen

In the mean time I have some questions for which I've been seeking answers, if you know spill the beans.

Is it true that George Bush is replacing the Federal Meals on Wheels Program with Share a Meal ?

When Dick Cheney goes missing where does he go?

Is it true The Ugly American authors William J. Lederer & Eugene Burdick
are rewriting their book "The Ugly American" and that the title of the new work is "The Stupid Ugly American", are they even still alive?

Does Atlas really Shrug when George opens his mouth.

Do the rumors that City Bank has raised Saddam's credit limit on his Visa mean he's up to no good? Do we need more proof than that?

Do you think George Bush considered Pearl Harbor a preemptive strike?

Finally, is it true that Waltzing Matilda is the favored ring tone on cell phones in both Austrailia and the United Kingdom?