Asses of Evil
Beauty queens abdicate amid charges of accidental nudity and wanton naughtiness
In Okoboji, Miss Iowa Stephanie Moore unsuccessfully tried to sidestep the whole issue by denying that she had any female parts at all, only to be ratted out by members of her junior high gym class. "I'm like Barbie," she told a local TV interviewer. "I don't even have nipples or a butt crack." She was disqualified for rude language before her disclosure could be verified by a doctor.
Or perhaps you found this page via a google search and are looking for this:
