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President Bush today lamented the loss of Postal Workers in the war against terrorism. The spot was quickly filled by the WarBlogger Community. Recognized for their unwavering support of the war on terrorism and a talent for tattle, they were added to Operation TIPS. The excitement among the Warbloggers was palpable. Here are the handy guidelines provided for the recruits.
Al Gore self proclaimed front running candidate for the Democratic Party said" what we really need is an Operation CRAFTS, Corporate Rip-off and Fraud Termination System, a program where American janitors, mailmen and other Americans can demonstrate their patriotism. They might for example be able to make copies of pertinent documents before they get shredded." An unnamed Janitor remarked that he was ready to start saying that he knew a "Suit" when he saw one.
