Libel
From Media Whores Online
Spores' Legal Counsel Issues Cease and Desist
Dear Media [courtesans] Online,
This is in reference to your recent decision to libel my client with the sardonic nickname "Ann 'Thrax' Coulter."
If I may clarify, I'm an attorney representing a blameless colony of anthrax bacilli at Fort Detrick, Md., and I hereby demand that you cease and desist from any further imputations that the organisms I represent occupy a lower neurological plane than the reality by spurious association with Ms. Coulter.
Threateningly yours,
Mike Robe, Esq.
Comments
Hey if I was on the jury I'd side with the spores on this one :-)