FBI Terrorism Update
The FBI is taking the job of controlling terrorism seriously. Reports from the field indicate that agents have nearly completed the job of canvassing all Scuba Diving Schools. Interviews of owners and instructors are focusing on students that show an interest in diving, but not in surfacing. Reports to date show there is no credible evidence of anyone going down but not coming up. Agents are complaining however that they are drowning in paper work. FBI Director Robert S. Mueller says he is ready to help he'll do his best to make sure all memo's rise to the top. Are you relieved?


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Excellent piece!
LOL! Oh, you do come up with some good ones...