Well Nevada decided to abandon its plan for a mushroom cloud on its license plate, Texas however is still debating whether a syringe or electric chair would best represent their state Dubya favors the chair. I'm not going to sit still for this one he's reported as saying.

Speaking of George, he announced the creation of a new cabinet department for Homeland Security. FBI agent Rowley, had just explained the problem of 7-9 levels of bureaucracy. George took care of that creating a tenth.

The Guardian reports "A government report to the UN says that global warming exists, that it is man-made, and that it will transform the environment - all points that the current U.S. government, while never actually denying, has been reluctant to accept. However, the report suggests that the country will have to accept the changes, rather than take any action to try to avert them." When asked to comment George is reported to have said what's the big deal. I spend my winters in Texas and the summers in Maine with my dad. It's always been a few degrees to cool wherever I was this should fix it.

President Bush said on Saturday he was not ready to set a timetable for creating a Palestinian state, rebuffing Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. He says he'll be checking with Ariel Sharon on Monday to make sure he got it right.