Have you ever imagined what it must be like when Bush calls his advisors in for a meeting. What he says, what they talk about. Think about it Senior adviser Karl Rove and press secretary Ari Fleischer get the call the president wants to talk. They walk in shake hands sit down and Bush says, what the hell is going on guys I'm getting crucified in the press, they say we are over stating the case of that bad guy we locked up you know the one with the dirty bum.
That's dirty bomb sir.
Yes whatever, the one we put where he needs to be. They're saying I'm violating Jose Padilla al Muhajir's rights, an American citizen. Where the hell does that come from. Don't they know, hell Rummy told me himself, we know he met with those Al Qaeda guys right, we know he was talking to them. We're listening to him planning this shit. We could have bombed their asses right then, but were the nice guys protecting an American Citizen's rights. We didn't kill em we let him come home. And now they're on my ass. I thought you guys spinned this, er spun it, I mean you were supposed to make me look good. Damn! And another thing, I announce the new cabinet department, homeland defense, you said it would distract from the FBI stuff and that Rowley rat. Now I find out that prick Tom Ridge was saying last week what a bad idea it was, how he thought it should be vetoed. How do you think that makes me look? And since were talking about Tom tell him to lose the shirts. I don't think it's a good idea him wearing different color shirts depending on what the terrorist risk is he looks like a dork. He scared the shit out of me the other day walking in with a red shirt on. I didn't know if he was a commie or the terrorists had attacked again. The guy is colorblind and he designs a system that relies on colors. I'm getting tired of looking bad. And those damn Europeans don't think I'm continental enough. You know that translation-speaking gadget we are giving our troops so they can speak to the natives. Get me one of those, that will teach that prick Jacques Chirac, I'll be speaking like a native frogman, I mean froggie. I'll be a goddamn polygut uh polyglot, fucking Europeans I'll be so continental even those dumb shit reporters will like me. So what I'm saying is you got fix this shit. Quit making me look bad, or I'll have to get me some new spinners.
Yes sir, Thank you sir and the advisors leave. God that guy is dumber than a post. No Ari, you can sharpen a post he's dumber than a box of rocks.